THERE IS A MOTH LIVING IN MY FRIDGE

[Bubba]

Marcus De Moth Diary - Day 4

I have arrived on a strange world that seems bereft of all life. The climate is harsh and cold and I may not be able to survive long. The world mainly consists of large, metallic, cylindrical structures with strange markings on them. Of the words I have managed to decipher so far I can only make out "Dr Pepper" and "Mountain Dew". The purpose of these structures is unclear but I have noticed a few have disappeared since my arrival.

I was visited this morning by a giant, bespectacled creature in the process of removing one of the numerous structures. The look of extreme horror on its face can only be attributed to my sudden appearance from behind 'Mount Mayo'. It has not appeared since so I am unclear as to my next course of action. I will remain at my camp behind the building of 'Utterly Butterly' while I formulate a plan

MDM, 31-07-12