OMG, thank you! Every man I've been with ever takes forever to smurfing trout. What is it about male-female anatomy that men have to build a smurfing fort and hold it for an hour before they can eke out their business? I do not understand this about men!Originally Posted by Shiny
You all sicken me.
Like I said, it's the only chance we have to get away from you.
Here's the rundown of the video.Gross, is this a poop thread?
I can't watch the video right now but I don't think I want to.
Guy explains the three kind of girlfriends.
First girl he describes: the kind of girl who would try to avoid pooping as much as possible around their boyfriends.
Second girl is the exact opposite of girl number one, who usually likes to talk about their poop, and are descriptive about it.
Third girl is the kind of girl in between of girl number one and girl number two. The "perfect" kind of girl, according to the guy in the video. (They would often deny ever taking tits if asked.)
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Guess I know which one I am then.
This guy is a moron. First of all, I don't know what constipated bitches he's been dating, but girls go do their business more than guys do. We don't go once a week, because we have a normal time pooping.
He probably thought his girlfriends were just taking a piss, when they were really just pooping that fast.
There is something seriously wrong with men's sphincters.
Wtf are you talking about, Clograb? I poop daily.
I poop in like 5 minutes so stfu!
I poop EVRYDAY at 5:30 am. Like on the dot.
I can't believe I'm partaking in this conversation.
Eyes on Pooping Fantasy.
I also have regular, normal BM cycles. Usually twice, one morning, one evening.
This must make for some pretty retrospectively funny situations.
there was a picture here
Man, now both the series and the message board has gone to s***!
It's almost as if he's joking.This guy is a moron. First of all, I don't know what constipated bitches he's been dating, but girls go do their business more than guys do. We don't go once a week, because we have a normal time pooping.
He probably thought his girlfriends were just taking a piss, when they were really just pooping that fast.
There is something seriously wrong with men's sphincters.
Guys take awhile to poop because we aren't in any rush. Why bother rushing something as beautiful as a good poop? Take your phone, take a book, take a newspaper or your favorite handheld gaming device. It won't take that long, but you might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
I've been with the same guy for eleven years; there's no need to be shy about my personal time. And anyone who denies weighing themselves before and after is a big fat liar.
What if you don't own a scale?
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