I also carry at least three condoms at any time, for the gun protection purpose.
I also carry at least three condoms at any time, for the gun protection purpose.
What the smurf pants are you wearing where you can fit a wallet? I have never purchased a pair of pants that had pockets that big. They always have those girly pockets that you can fit Chapstick and a lighter in.
I would resent it, but I like having purses and a poppin' booty.
They make male pockets typically looser than female pockets. Maybe that's what it's so surprising how much guys cram into their pockets. I for one, cannot stand having a bunch of keys in my pocket. It's uncomfortable no matter how loose I wear the pants, and so is a wallet. Is this why some non-ghetto guys sag their pants? Do they not want their wallets touching their bums?
I dunno I just wear regular onesOriginally Posted by Clo
Ok so the whole line there was pretty much my poor attempt at humour. But you know what I mean, for whatever purpose it's needed it's there.
You're not really supposed to carry around condoms, because certain temperatures can funk them up. Fresh condoms are where it's at.Ok so the whole line there was pretty much my poor attempt at humour. But you know what I mean, for whatever purpose it's needed it's there.
So, you know. Safe sex!
I keep my condoms in an armoured portable humidifier.
This is not actually information that Steve is ever, ever going to need.You're not really supposed to carry around condoms, because certain temperatures can funk them up. Fresh condoms are where it's at.Ok so the whole line there was pretty much my poor attempt at humour. But you know what I mean, for whatever purpose it's needed it's there.
So, you know. Safe sex!
Do long fingernails count as fashion? Cause I will never understand those. Mine get chopped right down if any more than about a millimeter of white is showing. My fingernails grow obnoxiously fast and long, too, so I have to keep on them. It sucks.
Like, I at least understand the point of painting them (even if it's something I've never done and never will do), but why make them so long that you can't do anything with your hands?
because it looks sexy when its done right. long nails also have some carnal benefits.
dem french tips
Mostly the stuff scene kids here wear. Either tight jeans or baggy shorts, crocs, sleeveless shirts, ear expanders and them stupid hats that look 5x too big. Its hilarious actually when they're playing gigs, crab pose trying to look all br00tulz, its why i usually avoid Sunderland. I usually don't get on with their sort. XD
LET THE HAMMER FALL
Scene kids wear crocs?!
Huxley is right to a degree even though he is trying to insult me poor effort my boy, poor effort you're better than that. It takes weeks/months of those kind of exposures to mess with condoms to the point that they're highly likely to fail, or so the sexual health clinic guy told me when I asked him about this back when I was a college student. Therefore the fact that any condom kept in my wallet is generally going to be used within a few weeks of it going in there either by myself or one of my mates. It's something I'm never going to have to worry about. If the condom does however stay in there more than 4 weeks for some reason generally speaking I'll toss it and put a fresh one in to be safe but I'm just overly cautious. As it stands, the world isn't ready for little Steve's running around.This is not actually information that Steve is ever, ever going to need.You're not really supposed to carry around condoms, because certain temperatures can funk them up. Fresh condoms are where it's at.Ok so the whole line there was pretty much my poor attempt at humour. But you know what I mean, for whatever purpose it's needed it's there.
So, you know. Safe sex!
We're not ready for the adult one running around, darlin.
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