Fashion You Don't Understand

[Madame Adequate]

Yeah but it's not like we need to make an effort to insult you, you do all the hard work yourself

[Shoden]

Scene kids wear crocs?!

Believe it or not I've seen it.

[Clo]

The rest of EoFF....

.... is Iceglow a real person?

[Quindiana Jones]

He is, and Iceglow has no internet persona. He is the same person, no matter the medium.

And he's awesome so shaddapayerface, Clo, or I'll sell you on ebay.

[Clo]

I'm going to need some sources here. Research, if you will.

[DK]

Look leave Steve and his condoms alone. Of course he is always going to have fresh ones on him considering the amount he must get through. Look at this man. Just look at him and tell me you can't see it.



I mean come on. Strutting through the streets of London, giving that seductive look to all the women he walks past, turning on the vaunted Steve charm, can you really not understand how many posh wanks he gets through in a week? I tell you, some people.

[Jinx]

Steve--

So, you carry one condom in your wallet, right? What happens if you give it to a mate, and then you meet this smokin' hot, drippin' wet bird who just wants to be in your pants? Do you pass her up? Give her a raincheck? Ask for the condom back? Just re-use the now soiled condom handed to your mate?

I'm sure this is probably a problem for you a lot

wat do D:

[Tigmafuzz]

I usually carry three condoms at a time. But never in a wallet. That's not good for them. They need room to stretch out and exercise, otherwise they can't handle the strain and break more easily.

[Iceglow]

Look leave Steve and his condoms alone. Of course he is always going to have fresh ones on him considering the amount he must get through. Look at this man. Just look at him and tell me you can't see it.



I mean come on. Strutting through the streets of London, giving that seductive look to all the women he walks past, turning on the vaunted Steve charm, can you really not understand how many posh wanks he gets through in a week? I tell you, some people.

Dan had to go choose a picture taken at about 2am on a night where me and my housemates decided to get smashed out of our brains and give me a mo-hawk. Even better he picks one where I've not even gotten to the finished product. It's also over a year old now. Dan is a terrible man but I love him like I love all the best things in life. I also somewhat miss my mohawk that thing suited me surprisingly well.

Steve--

So, you carry one condom in your wallet, right? What happens if you give it to a mate, and then you meet this smokin' hot, drippin' wet bird who just wants to be in your pants? Do you pass her up? Give her a raincheck? Ask for the condom back? Just re-use the now soiled condom handed to your mate?

I'm sure this is probably a problem for you a lot

wat do D:

LMAO I knew someone eventually would actually ask this question in the thread. Well, I will give you a couple of valid options. First of all; I sometimes, depending on whether I have a jacket on me or not and which jacket it is have a spare tucked away in a pocket on it. This is more common in the winter. Secondly, being a logical man I know all pubs have condom machines in their toilets. Generally speaking the machines are not exactly well priced but if I was ever in the situation for any reason what-so-ever to not be carrying a condom on me when I need it I would simply go to the toilets and buy a pack of 3 (they're always packs of 3 and for some reason always either ribbed or flavoured the 3rd slot being packs of mints or chewing gum wtf?) from the machine there. In fact it is a pretty damn good tell on how classy a bar is... if the condom machine is broke, then well the bar is generally speaking a dive. If however I am out in a dive of a bar where the condom machine is broken I will outright refuse my mates the condom in case such a situation were to arise and I therefore got cock-blocked by my own ability to be a bro.

Might I also point out we've pretty effectively derailed the thread now.

[Jinx]

But Steve, Steve

what if three of your mates score

So you give all three of your condoms away

And you've used all your spare change

AND YOU STILL HAVE NO CONDOMS?

[Iceglow]

But Steve, Steve

what if three of your mates score

So you give all three of your condoms away

And you've used all your spare change

AND YOU STILL HAVE NO CONDOMS?

Would never happen. Seriously, they'd be told to get their own before that ever occurred.

[Jiro]

You simply borrow some change off a brother.

[Shiny]

Might I also point out we've pretty effectively derailed the thread now.

Yes, you guys have. No one wants to hear anymore about your imaginary trysts. Please stay on topic.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ya'll just jelly of all the mad play Steve gets.

[Clo]

I refuse to believe he exists.