Look leave Steve and his condoms alone. Of course he is always going to have fresh ones on him considering the amount he must get through. Look at this man. Just look at him and tell me you can't see it.



I mean come on. Strutting through the streets of London, giving that seductive look to all the women he walks past, turning on the vaunted Steve charm, can you really not understand how many posh wanks he gets through in a week? I tell you, some people.