I'd brag. What's not to love about being serviced by another man with whom you share a strong bond of friendship? You're all homophobes, the lot of you. Keep on rocking, Iceglow.

I have never been one for those floppy hats. You know the ones I mean? They're like beanies with a strange growth. I don't know, I just think hats should fit your head and not sag like a grandmother's breasts.