Quin, I think there might be more people getting involved sometime after just the first few hours.
Suggestions!
Shinra: the class of people who rule EoFF. They learn such abilities as Banhammer, Profile Rape, and Trolling.
Cranky Librarian: old codgers who have been around for so long and remember everything "back in the day." Their only ability is to complain endlessly.
Azn: PG. His (its?) only ability is to be PG.
