Picture an EoFFer.

[Shiny]

I always thought DK was an extremely Muscular Black man according to all the sims made in his "likeness." I know pretty much what everyone else looks like cause i'm a creeper/fber.

'Cept del. He's a mafia don. Nice Armani suit with a stern Ill f you up facial expression permanently glued there.

Chirstmas is a small asian woman.

These are all accurate.

Ninety percent of all EoFFers are skinny boys to me even if they are female. In my mind: foa is always wearing a black metal t-shirt and so is NCG. HARDCORE teh the max!

If you are not imagining me neck rolling while I'm typing this then you aren't doing it right.