Hambarret
Hambarret
Someone once PM'd rubah asking if he could put his "gunblade" in her "garden" to plant a "SeeD."
I used that line on the following Valentine's Day. Along with asking her to be my GF so I could always summon her.
And krissy posted "'You don't have enough MP, I mean, you're not man-a enough.'" Ahaha good times.
I don't know, making terrible puns is dangerous, Yuna-oh? Auron't you going to O'aka me over the head for them? Or will you just Wakka way?
Well, maybe I should have more Fayth. I do think this might get Tidius though.
Besaids, I have to go to the Lulu.
I want to punch you for those puns, Cloudane.
(SPOILER)So you'd better take the Highroad and Ronso fast before I Calmy possAeon you and make you Seymour stars than you thought possible.
Well would you Luca-t that. Those stars are just like your punnage, they're Sin-tillating. You may be the Djosen one.
I hate that it's going to be Mi'henduring this conversation, but you two Auron my nerves.
Originally Posted by Fynn
So is Aeris named after Aerosmith because she helps a dude look like a lady?
That's a good one.
I didn't get it at first because I put the emphasis on Med.
MacSephiroth versus Kentucky Fried Cloud
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
It's very cold in here, I'm getting a bit of a Shiva.
alright, jokes from the newbie! That one actually made me laugh xD
I still don't get why he has Sol's sword. Not that I'm complaining; it's awesome.That's a good one.
I didn't get it at first because I put the emphasis on Med.
MacSephiroth versus Kentucky Fried Cloud
I was in the room with that girl and she got me to limit break in only a few seconds.
I made a PuPu in my pants.
Sol?(I can't believe there's no :headscratch smiley)
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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