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    I don't want one, I'm sick of my iPhone 4 >
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    You've brought shame to this family. Turn in your iphone and report for decontamination.
    now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
    here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.




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    Nope
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    What's new about iPhone 5?
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    It's longer
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    i'm cool with my 4S. and since verizon will bleed more money out of me if i ever upgrade it, i'll have it for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    It's longer
    thanks basically the jist of it besides having a new chip?
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    So can you hook me up with a 5? I'll trade my 4S for it.

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    @ the title.
    I feel your pain bro.
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    I can't hook anyone up. Why did I even say that lol.

    Look I take orders for them, and I don't even get a discount sorry bros. (And broettes)
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    I am in charge of one of the five shipping lines in the nations number one non-Amazon phone distributor. I have to get 35 people to ship over a million of these phones in 2 weeks. Not only is it difficult, but it is making our hours all wonkey. Today and tommorrow will be short, then starting Launch day I'll probably be there 14 hours a day and have to skip lunch.
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    THEN YOU'RE USELESS TO ME.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Liceglow View Post
    THEN YOU'RE USELESS TO ME.

    You can try and steal one from my workplace if you want to try and get past 50 poorly trained security guards and one armed police officer. I'll tell you how to get past security without dying. You are on your own on the way back.
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    iPhone 5 looks like it's still not going to actually beat the Galaxy S3 which just makes Apple's lawsuit on Samsung look even more pathetic. Glad they realized the older shape nano was better than the square but Generation 7 of the nano should've had a wheel button on it. Also it looks a lot like other devices on the market which is bad because Apple are supposedly so innovative.

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    My friend told me iPhone 5 is suppose to have hologram!!! Like star wars!!

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