Dumb Things You Did When You Were A Little Kid

[Jiro]

I smashed my brother's head open with a rock.

I did the same thing while me and my brother were throwing rocks into the sea. I still remember the exact words my Dad said to me...

"This is why you're so bad at cricket. You had the entire Atlantic Ocean to aim for... and you missed."

I at least hit my target. Granted I didn't really notice the size of the rock during our little play war. It just kind of smacked him right smack bang in the centre of his forehead and started pissing out blood. Even though I was five or so, I had the thought: should I kill him and bury him so I don't get in trouble?