Help

[Raistlin]

Should I be worried when I leave my pasta alone in the cupboard? Will it take sexual advantage of my cous cous in the night?

The cous cous will be touched by a noodly appendage, but that's nothing to worry about. The FSM works in mysterious ways.

[Jinx]

creepypasta = happy noodle boy

[Jiro]

But that section is at the bottom and has low activity.

Which is somewhat ironic considering that everyone here is in desperate need of help of one kind or another.

[Shauna]

Don't read creepypasta.

Problem solved.

[Clo]

Or, drink until you kill enough brain cells.

Crystal meth, maybe?


... Crack?

[Jiro]

That's not normal.

But on meth, it is.

[Jowy]

no pills, no powder. words to live by.

[NorthernChaosGod]

But ecstasy is so fun.

[Tigmafuzz]

But ecstasy is so fun.

Not really

[Jowy]

But ecstasy is so fun.

given the correct circumstances I'd give it a whirl to be honest.

[Clo]

Opium. I want to do opium.

[NorthernChaosGod]

But ecstasy is so fun.

Not really

Shut up, I already know you don't like fun and good times.

But ecstasy is so fun.

given the correct circumstances I'd give it a whirl to be honest.

I like you. Let's party.

[Jinx]

I've always wanted to try XTC

[NorthernChaosGod]

Come to California and I'll take you to a rave.

[krissy]

i've always wanted to try a foursome