You monsters.

[Shoeberto]

I missed you at least

The proof is in the pudding and I'm all out of pudding.

AWWW HERE COMES STUART.

five guys is better than red robin.

Red Robin fries are better, hence why there's actually a Red Robin challenge. You ever heard of a Five Guys Challenge? I sure haven't.

happy late birthday, Hsu. Sorry I didn't post a thread, I was too busy putting the finishing touches on this platinum statue I'm sculpting of you in the defecatory position. The poop is made of diamonds

Thanks for looking out for me. I'm guessing that's what the UPS missed delivery notification was on my door for yesterday. With any luck I'll see it standing outside my apartment door today when I get home after I finish waiting patiently for death.

What was that noise?

You know, it's the damndest thing. I wondered for a while, looked all around, checked the pipes, the fridge, my computer... looked everywhere. That was a crazy Saturday.