Jesus Christ, what the smurfing smurf?

**drotato** · 10-27-2012, 08:39 PM

KENT WHY? You could have just sang to me.

**~*~Celes~*~** · 10-27-2012, 10:46 PM

Bwahahahaha oh this is glorious

I'm having a boy! So much easier to clean up. So much worse when they pee during a diaper change, as Andrew found out when changing his nephew

Did Kent mention that the woman's pelvis basically unhinges gradually through the later part of pregnancy so she can fit the baby through? 'Tis why we have the characteristic waddle. DEM CHILDBEARIN HIPS

**Futan** · 10-27-2012, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

Bwahahahaha oh this is glorious

I'm having a boy! So much easier to clean up. So much worse when they pee during a diaper change, as Andrew found out when changing his nephew

Did Kent mention that the woman's pelvis basically unhinges gradually through the later part of pregnancy so she can fit the baby through? 'Tis why we have the characteristic waddle. DEM CHILDBEARIN HIPS

That sounds awful...

**WildRaubtier** · 10-28-2012, 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

'Tis why we have the characteristic waddle.

dat waddle

**fire_of_avalon** · 10-28-2012, 06:26 AM

I don't think the vaginal discharge is necessarily the result of excitement? It's just discharge.

**WildRaubtier** · 10-28-2012, 10:20 AM

It is just discharge, yes.

**Jiro** · 10-28-2012, 11:22 AM

WHY ARE WE STILL HAVING THIS CONVERSATION

**Quindiana Jones** · 10-28-2012, 01:45 PM

The real revelation for me here is that Jiro talks like William Shatner* when on chat.

*Appropriate name is appropriate.

**Jiro** · 10-28-2012, 02:33 PM

If it helps explain things a little, I was typing broken sentences so that I might push Kent's text off the top of the screen and wouldn't have to see it.

It didn't work.

**Faris** · 10-28-2012, 03:51 PM

Oh man, I knew I was staying as far away from this thread as possible for a reason.

Originally Posted by Zeldy

I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.

imo, the same reason why needles freak people our and why some could never EVER be a doctor.

**CimminyCricket** · 10-28-2012, 04:43 PM

eyesonff.com/b/?

**Aulayna** · 10-28-2012, 08:42 PM

I felt so much better before I started reading this thread. Now I just feel lost and confused.

**Jiro** · 10-29-2012, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by Cim

eyesonff.com/b/?

I could see that taking off.

**Tigmafuzz** · 10-30-2012, 12:45 AM

Apparently, it is not unheard of for a woman to orgasm, urinate, and have a bowel movement all at the same time while giving birth. Poor baby. What a way to come into the world.

Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins

Originally Posted by Cim

eyesonff.com/b/?

I could see that taking off.

4chan.eyesonff.com?

**Shorty** · 10-30-2012, 12:48 AM

Okay, that is gross. No more.

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