Post your EoFF History

[Cuchulainn]

So allow me to summarise;

+ you're not worth trout if you joined after 2002
+ dropping names of people who regularly stroke your ego in threads like this is very important if you want to them to continue to do so
+ many of you would have died virgins had it not been for here
+ getting banned or acting out to the point where you're scoulded at is an important right of passage here and more likely to get you remembered, especially if you return after the ban like you're Captain Hilts in the Great Escape
+ Everyone is embarassed by the way they used to behave despite being literally the same smurfing people but more cynical
+ Leaving & then coming back again to post a few months later is a matter of biblical importance
+ Livejournal allowed the whiney nerd flap inside all of you to vent, express the inner you & ultimately blossom into the disfunctional turd smurfs that you all are today.
+ and i'm the only male here that Rye hasn't bounced on.

Think we can wrap this badboy up now don't you think?