The new toys suck anyway so you're not missing out. I can't even fathom why it would be banned in the US except that maybe too many people were trying to eat the obvious toy hidden in a capsule... separated from the chocolate.
The new toys suck anyway so you're not missing out. I can't even fathom why it would be banned in the US except that maybe too many people were trying to eat the obvious toy hidden in a capsule... separated from the chocolate.
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Originally Posted by Flaming Ice
No kinder eggs?
<s>You get them taken off you at customs in America and sometimes can receive a fine for having them :/</s>
I don;t know how I didn;t notice the post about customs and fines :/
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
They've been banned since 1938, apparently. Two instances of fatalities!
Kinder eggs are banned because some moralizing, self-aggrandizing regulators have way too much time on their hands.
The general prohibition of non-food inside food started back in 1938, I believe. This wasn't applied to Kinder eggs until much later.
Americans. Too dumb to eat.
I cant wait for the Breaking Bad style tv show about KinderEgg dealing
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
yeah..they've been getting worse but the hand painted ones look nice.
"There's a gun inside!"
Probably those parents who can figure out what to do with a child. All you have to do is show them it can be cracked in half I guess......but that "egg" inside the chocolate is pretty big.....
I can't believe so many of you don't know what Christmas Crackers are! :O
I got an oversized plastic paper clip xD
Lame.
LAME.
Most cracker prizes are terrible.
We got some good trout. I got a set of mini screwdrivers, my mum got some nailclippers and my brother got a little notebook with a cool shiny cover.
My mum got a cool pen, my sister a deck of cards and I, a wine bottle stopper. Left them over at my mum's though. Oh well.
More today, I don't doubt it'll be a lame oversized paperclip or a psychic fish or a jumping frog or something.
Have none of you Americans ever read Harry Potter?
Seriously.
Where did you get such awesome crackers? All I get are lame toys that even kids aren't allowed to play with!
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Saltines.
I like Kung-Fu.
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