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Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
I've got two cousins living down in London at the minute so I'll give you a holler next time I'm down to visit

I might not invite them along though as they are both female and in their twenties... I fear it could be dangerous introducing them to you.
I'm genuinely not as bad as I sound half the time
He's worse.

I was out clubbing with Steve once, and he went up to a woman and sneezed in her face before shoving his tongue down her throat. True smurfing story.