I did Kingda Ka. It's a fun ride.
I did Kingda Ka. It's a fun ride.
You realize that Daniel is talking about the time he was hit by a car? Like bodily hit, not hit while in another car himself.Originally Posted by shion
Everything I do is badass.
Also, I have a story that is somewhat similar to BoB's. There was a few times that I actually stopped a car. The car was moving, right, so what I did to stop it from going through red light and stop signs was that I put my foot ON the brake pedal. The car stopped. I know right?
I bought some cookies.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I won a children's card game tournament. And everyone knows how badass that is.
You realize that Daniel is talking about the time he was hit by a car? Like bodily hit, not hit while in another car himself.Everything I do is badass
Also, I have a story that is somewhat similar to BoB's. There was a few times that I actually stopped a car. The car was moving, right, so what I did to stop it from going through red light and stop signs was that I put my foot ON the brake pedal. The car stopped. I know right?
I bought some cookies.
I just meant similar from the aspect that it's a car story. Also, had I been there, it would not have happened, as I am a badass who stops cars.
I almost won one once.I won a children's card game tournament. And everyone knows how badass that is.
Traffic came to a sudden stop in front of me. I slammed on my brakes, started sliding, but I had room to stop before hitting the car I front of me. I glanced in my rear view and saw a car getting on his brakes late, tires squealing/smoking. There was a single parking space coming up on my right. Still sliding, I veered into it. The car that was behind me slid all the way up to the car that had been in front of me, stopping a couple inches behind his bumper. He looked at me with a face full of wtf and said "holy sh it"! (this was 8-9 years ago)
I ran down a '10 911 Turbo @~16Xmph on the autobahn in June of last year. I let off because I was getting too close (no passing on the right). I put a brand new 911 (still had dealer plates) to shame the other night also.
I was going to tell a story about beating the piss (not literally) out of someone, but I won't go there.
Got married in Maui to the most beautiful woman in the world. (I think that's "badass")
...I can never resist posting this when I see these. XD
That Mitchell and Webb Look - Most Beautiful - YouTube
Badass? Don't think anything I've ever done has been particularly badass or even somewhat awesome. There are a couple of things I've done lately that I think were pretty excellent, but those things are nsfw.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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