I have 12 presets for FM stations, six for AM and a weatherband. I listen to the radio more than anything because my iPod is busted and I ain't gettin' another one.

The first six presets are 105.9 The Mountain which calls itself "Everything that Rocks." Really it's old, pervy male DJs who are not interesting, one sexy-voiced female DJ who has to work at two stations within the same radio group for some reason, and they play the same 200 rock singles from 1965 - 2000. They play a lot of Nickelback and their one big promotion all year is a pageant for women who want careers in porn to get as naked as possible for a calendar.

Second preset is 93.3 the Planet from Greenville, SC. It is marginally better, but the hosts are these super huge fat hypocrites who amazingly have hot wives and girlfriends. They recycle all of their bits for the morning show. Like Mondays they play X bit during the prime segment (like 0730) and then on Tuesday they "repremiere" the bit during the 0630 segment. The music is a little better with at least some modernity.

Third is 103.5 from Tennessee which is a pretty good classic rock station. Fourth is 99.9 Kiss country which is the most popular station in WNC because the morning show host is a hot local with a thick accent. Don't judge me. I wish they played more country from the 90's. Fifth is Mix 96.5 which is adult contemporary/lite rock. Think the Carpenters, Michael Bolton and Kelly Clarkson, on the same station. Six is the best station, WNCW 88.7. They play bluegrass! NPR! More bluegrass! Jazz! Local music! Awesome stuff.

The next set goes classic rock station, horrible pop station, a country station that plays more classic stuff, another pop station and 98.1 the River which is mostly hipster trout but sometimes plays k.d. lang.