the worst insults are actions
the worst insults are actions
"Your posts are Denmark-like in quality"
I... I.... I..... I..... I DON'T KNOW!
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
The worst insult I've ever received
The worst insult
"The worst" insult
Yeah, someone calls me "The worst" every now and then. >=(
Seriously, though, I don't know if this is supposed to be about the worst (most insulting) insults I've received or the worst (most stupid/pathetic excuses for insults) insults I've received...
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
The worst insult I've ever received? God knows I've received a few but the worst one:
Average.
Calling someone average is worst than calling someone bad, it's like saying "Yo! dude, you aint even terrible enough to be classed as bad but you're not good enough to be good either." smurf you average!
Alternatively there's one I delivered before to someone else but it apparently elicits a most stern response:
*snip*
I snipped this for a good reason and this isn't even on topic. You are on thin ice, my friend. ~Shorty
"I hope you step on a hotwheel"
In all serious i dont know, i tend to forget most insults i get called
People tend to ask me if im gay a lot, does that count?
Jesus, man! Your the TROLLHUNTER! You're supposed to contain this kind of thing!Originally Posted by TrollHunter
"I hope you step on a hotwheel"
In all serious i dont know, i tend to forget most insults i get called
People tend to ask me if im gay a lot, does that count?
My dad told me I was worthless and I should go die. Then he punched me.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
Hell, you're better than average, you're adequately satisfactory!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Oh I've heard them all: stupid, fat, worthless, ugly, ginger, Canadian, pirate...
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I contain witty rebuttals and smartass remarks. I care little about insults thrown at me. That is the way of the hunter.Jesus, man! Your the TROLLHUNTER! You're supposed to contain this kind of thing!"I hope you step on a hotwheel"
In all serious i dont know, i tend to forget most insults i get called
People tend to ask me if im gay a lot, does that count?
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I'm torn between "I hope you get dick cancer" and everyone who's ever thought I was an American.
You're not American?
Course he is, he lives in North America doesn't he?
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