Not a fan of the City kit to be honest, but their third kit they wore against Aston Villa the other day is pretty sweet. Speaking of Barca... that away kit. You know the one I mean. God damn.

In other news, let's see if we can get Heath out of the woodwork too! David Moyes, 11 years, 0 trophies. Never understood the hype around him to be honest with you. The whole "he does well on a budget!" is a little bit of a myth, Everton have spent more money on players than you might realise.

At least he's better than that twat Tony Pulis who has spent a smurfload of money on players and then moans that he can't play good football because he's so cash-strapped. Even if he wasn't rolling in cash - and he is - it's not like Swansea and West Brom (who play better and are deservedly higher in the league table) are big spenders, are they? Twat. Would love to see Stoke go down even if they did play lovely football simply because Pulis is the most obnoxious manager in the league. Allardyce can get to smurf too while I'm at it.