I came in drunk the other night and it seems I passed out on the sofa instead of dragging myelf up to bed. Now this is not an altogether uncommon occurrence though the real mystery was to be revealed the following morning. When I opened the fridge it seems that someone had taken a huge bite out of my block of cheddar cheese.

Now, I was the only person in the house, the doors were locked and there was no obvious sign of a break-in. I honestly believe that in years to come, this will rank as one of the top three mysteries of all time. Along with the Bermuda Triangle and the continued success of Justin Bieber.