Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Look, I know Jason's just sad that he can't come to the gif party, but it's all good brother, uncle Sammy J will help you out. Look, I found one just for you!



You might wanna quit smoking though. Bad for your health. Could kill ya.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Bruce Willis baby, I knew you would be on my side. We've been brothers from other mothers since that time.

You know the one.

[[M] Apollo]

Sam could definitely be the Vig, or he could be a mafia or another killer. I'm going to stick to my guns for now (no pun intended). The Daykill thing isn't the strongest argument but the continued role fishing and annoying macros are.

As for my role, I'll gladly reveal it to the town if we all agree to roleclaim (and I'll even go first, but only if we all agree) but I'd prefer at least one freaking day before we get cornered into roleclaiming. I'm certainly not going to reveal it when the person I suspect the most asks for it!

[[M] Elize]

Hey look, there's a picture of us together! Does that mean we're in cahoots? Are we mafia? Samuel how could you How could I?

I will not stand for this!

##vote Bruce Willis

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Little do you know that in my next film I play a man who is very good at sensing the tone of people's forum posts. In my research I have become quite good at it myself, and let me tell you that:

but I'd prefer at least one freaking day before we get cornered into roleclaiming.

directly contradicts the your feelings towards roleclaiming as presented here:

I actually advocate an 'everyone claim' party too. Maybe we should all claim!

No need to thank me for pointing out this glaring flaw in your arguments. I'll do it for you.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Hey look, there's a picture of us together! Does that mean we're in cahoots? Are we mafia? Samuel how could you How could I?

I will not stand for this!

##vote Bruce Willis

Good, atleast now you're doing something right.

I would ask how you know that, but I've already figured it out.

You're either the flip side of this third party like serial killer x psychologist for example, or you are the third party killer. There is no other way of you knowing the information you claim to know otherwise.

So you would lynch a nigga in case he's a serial killer? But knowing that, if you're right (but wrong at the same time), you've removed the chances of curing said serial killer?

Day 1 is too soon to lynch someone for being a possible serial killer or other killing faction without more to go on, but I definitely would advise not to wait too long to get rid of the third party as having two deaths a night with just 13 (what player number are we...oh whatever) players means bad news for Town.

[[M] Gaius]

Well I know one thing for sure at this point. Jackson wins. The entertainment factor alone is worth keeping him in the game even if he is mafia. If it is a mask for scummy behavior...well it works, cause this trout is funny man.

[[M] Elize]

Good, atleast now you're doing something right.

Yes I feel it is best that I continue to set examples so that people who aren't doing anything right, such as yourself, may begin to follow my lead. I'm a community minded soul, make no mistake.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Your approval makes me feel like a star, Arnold. I still don't like you very much (nothing personal) but I hope we can sow the seed of friendship here today.



Sigourney Weaver, I like you, despite you seeming not to like me. That is a little bit sad, but it comes with the territory. After all, we seem to be at odds in this game. But I assure you



The third-party killing faction is a high priority, because tracing it is impossible. It kills without thought or fear or regret; mafia members, at least, have their comrades to look out for. This is how we make them pay.

[[M] Apollo]

Little do you know that in my next film I play a man who is very good at sensing the tone of people's forum posts. In my research I have become quite good at it myself, and let me tell you that:

but I'd prefer at least one freaking day before we get cornered into roleclaiming.

directly contradicts the your feelings towards roleclaiming as presented here:

I actually advocate an 'everyone claim' party too. Maybe we should all claim!

No need to thank me for pointing out this glaring flaw in your arguments. I'll do it for you.

Well, I see both arguments. On the one hand, having everyone claim would force the mafia to come up with something, and it's extremely difficult to maintain a false role for the entire game, especially knowing every other role in play. On the other hand, I don't think individual players should be pressured to claim early on, in case their role may be helpful for the town and a target for mafia (like Cop for instance).

I haven't seen anyone else but you (whom I suspect) advocating a collective roleclaim so I'm going to keep mine to myself for now. If it gets traction, I'd love to try it.

[[M] Gaius]

Better than sowing chaos.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Jason Statham I find your refusal to participate in the great role claiming of 2013 to be utterly unacceptable. So unacceptable that I had to invite my personal friend Commander Mark Shepard in to explain it.



Of course this is to be expected, because roleclaiming as Mafia Goon wouldn't get you anywhere except the hangman's noose. That's okay though. Don't panic. It'll be over quickly, just like that time you fell. Do you remember?



You look so content.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Ha, holy trout. That's smurfing hilarious. The look on his face. I just can't with this. Hold on longer post coming.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

By the way

Someone mentioned the "active inactives", or something like that (it was Craig or Rocky I think). Basically it's the people who aren't truly inactive, but make only a few fluff posts that say one or two things and then go off into nothing. Those people are the hardest to get a read on since they're never around enough to answer questions, but never absent enough to be an eyesore. Liam, Smith, and Cage were some of those players at that time (still are really) and that's why I put a vote on each of them. When mafia get votes they start to get nervous, and when they get nervous they change their behavior. The beauty of vote swapping is that the vote doesn't count (so it doesn't really matter in the end), but it's still on the record and may bring some players out of the woodwork.

All of that is crap. You're basically aiming a gun at a blind man and seeing if he flinches. You vote-hopping does nothing except you look like a maniac which is how we ended up here! I don't see Liam Neeson, Nicolas Cage, or Will Smith here, quaking in their boots like you seem to imply would happen.

[[M] Elize]

Dear Arnold,

Love your work big guy! True Lies is a favourite of mine. "You're fired!" Ha, ha! He was on a missile and you shot him and ho ho ho, brilliant.

I see you've got a vote on me for being inactive, which is now clearly not the case. Mind reconsidering? Unless you have some other reason you want to kill the easter bunny (is that a roleclaim?!?! Oo-er!) which is totally fine. But if you're voting for me based on activity then well...that's just not cool. Once you get hung around here you don't just "be back". Thanks awfully!

Yours,

A true fan, Bruce.