Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

I knew something sounded a bit fishy about Statham's role, and been reading through the day, and his newly recent claim for that "gunsmith" role he "won", it doesn't... I don't know, doesn't sound plausable, especially with that "cop" on his ass calling him guilty. I'm inclined to believe Sigourney.

And what's up with our confirmed shrink/doc Mr. Jackson? He's been pretty much absent the entire day? Is he taking a breather from an active Day 1 performance? Seems a little odd to me, so I thought I'd mention that as well. Anyway, don't want to forget my vote.

##Vote: Jason Statham

[[M] Gaius]

I wish I could kill, now would be a good time to pull one off lol.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Is anyone believing Statham's nonsense?

I find it hilarious to be perfectly honest. It appears so incredulous, so nonsensical that there's a very small chance that it might be true.

Of course, that might just be me 'wanting' it to be true on account of how crazy it sounds.

Oh now all the sudden you want to look that his nonsense. REALLY? I was saying look at it from Day 1. Before it was Weaver did this Weaver did that. Now that my ass is on the chopping block now you guys suddenly want to change your tune? I told you guys I'm dead.

Even if we have a Doctor, if it is Sam, he's dead too give or take a few days because he would have to be able to guess when they target him or target me. The only way I have a chance to survive is if Sam isn't the Dcotor, and it's somebody else who scum won't be able to tell who it is. I wouldn't have role claimed if I did haven't an inkling that there was a protective role.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Does every bloody player have to make this lame-ass joke? Is it required by law?

I suppose I'll get it out of the way now then so I can say I've done my civic duty.

##daykill: the president of the hair club for men

There. Over and done with. CAN WE STOP NOW?

I know. It's frigging annoying if you ask me. I feel like an idiot for thinking it might be legit. That, on top of being called an idiot in the first place!

##Daykill: ##Daykill.

It's hilarious when people buy it.

You know it would've been perfect timing and awesome.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

But enough.

Back to killing Jason.

##Unvote: Signourney Weaver
##Vote: Jason Statham

[[M] D'Anna]

Sigourney Weaver;3237727'Oh now all the sudden you want to look that his nonsense. REALLY? I was saying look at it from Day 1. Before it was Weaver did this Weaver did that. Now that my ass is on the chopping block now you guys suddenly want to change your tune? I told you guys I'm dead.

Jesus, someone might want a lie down. Don't want to cause a coronary.

[[M] Mom – Host]

1 [M] Sigourney Weaver : [M] Jet Li, [M] Dwayne Johnson, [M] Will Smith, [M] Nicolas Cage, [M] Sigourney Weaver

6 [M] Jason Statham : [M] Sigourney Weaver, [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger, [M] Jet Li, [M] Nicolas Cage, [M] Uma Thurman, [M] Sylvester Stallone

1 [M] Dwayne Johnson : [M] Jason Statham

13 hours, 48 minutes.

[[M] Gaius]

I know I lashed out at Weaver, but it wasn't because I think she's scum, she was just being jerkish. You, however, Johnson, bandwagon mugged Weaver, which is really odd, and seems out of character for you, and I think is scummy. Just saying. One thing at a time though.
1. Seagal
2. Statham
3. Johnson

[[M] Apollo]

Ok after reading through the thread I see Weaver actually claimed Cop. Since that happened before I even posted I'm inclined to believe it. Though it is quite early to claim such an important role and a very convenient claim when the heat is on.

And I'm assuming the reason she targeted me is due to a "guilty" result? I can't explain that, but there are many reasons an innocent player can get a "guilty" result, such as: insane cop, paranoid cop, or even a mafia framer. So why go so aggressive on me without confirming your own sanity first? It doesn't make any sense and it's very reckless. If you are some kind of Cop, you have pretty much screwed us over by being so careless.

My second vote goes towards Liam Neeson. He's one of those players who's been lying low and only contributing here and there. He rarely goes full forward with his opinions and because of that no one really suspects him. I think he is a very clever mafia.

##Unvote: Dwayne Johnson
##Vote: Liam Neeson

I know I'll probably die because you'll believe Weaver's traditional claim over my ludicrous one but I hope I can help the town as much as I can before I go. I got to use my cool role once, and that's pretty good considering what I was faced with.

[[M] Apollo]

Man you guys type fast.

[[M] D'Anna]

I know I lashed out at Weaver, but it wasn't because I think she's scum, she was just being jerkish. You, however, Johnson, bandwagon mugged Weaver, which is really odd, and seems out of character for you, and I think is scummy. Just saying. One thing at a time though.
1. Seagal
2. Statham
3. Johnson

Sorry what? Bandwagoned? Hardly. I was one of the first people to pick up on several discrepancies with Weaver's account of things. I'd say Will Smith and Nicolas Cage bandwagoned more than anything. I gave a full and frank reason for me voting for Weaver: #513

That's not bandwagoning, that's using logic and analysing which many people on here keep saying I should be using more of. Meanwhile, Will Smith pops up for a moment, votes for Weaver saying naff all, and then disappears. Now that's bandwagoning.

Besides, I'm now convinced that Weaver probably isn't scum, and I unvoted.

[[M] D'Anna]

#513 Whoops.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

I know I'll probably die because you'll believe Weaver's traditional claim over my ludicrous one but I hope I can help the town as much as I can before I go. I got to use my cool role once, and that's pretty good considering what I was faced with.

No, you will die because you came up as guilty and acted guilty before I even investigated you. If you come up as not guilty, then I will know I am insane, or god forbid paranoid. If I get paranoid I will have to beat the trout out of Laddy for giving me a shoddy role. Hypothetically speaking ofcourse. ilu Laddy. <3

[[M] Gaius]

Didn't say you bandwagon voted for her, I said you bandwagon attacked her. Try again.

[[M] Gaius]

ugh, the sun's in my eyes