This amuses me far too much. I'm probably reading too much into it but I just love the idea of you setting yourself in the crease, watching the bowler coming in, thinking "right going to block this one", getting a nice straight bat up there and holding the pose, just as the bails go flying. "Ah, lovely" is what I like to imagine your response was right before you trudged off.
edit: I'm also amused by the fact that you're batting cack-handed, although I couldn't tell you why.









