Quote Originally Posted by iceglow. View Post
I have a typically British accent.
No, you don't. London and Britain are not the same thing. I have a generic British accent, and you don't sound a smurfing lick like me you common pigherder. No-one on TV sounds like you. Have you never noticed that?
I know a few people will claim I sound cockney
Not even that. You are a mixture of cockney and Estuary English. Either way, if someone heard you talk they'd know exactly what part of the country you were from. I've heard your posh voice and you still say words like "with" as "wiv" and "now" as "naaah", and spray that liberally with glottal stops.