I've visited this page three times debating about whether or not I should post that I fell down another set of stairs again in heels today, this time from the deck outside. It's like they're out to get me.
I've visited this page three times debating about whether or not I should post that I fell down another set of stairs again in heels today, this time from the deck outside. It's like they're out to get me.
Why not just wait to put on heels til you get out of your car at work...?Originally Posted by Shorty
I've visited this page three times debating about whether or not I should post that I fell down another set of stairs again in heels today, this time from the deck outside. It's like they're out to get me.
This was when I got home.
fine infe fine
i live across the street from a building that's being built. they're currently building at the same level as me, and every morning when i get up i flex at the workers and stretch at them and they enjoy it
mostly i keep forgetting to use blinds and curtains so i get up in the morning half/mostly naked and get up and look out the giant window and leave for the bathroom immediately.
I farted in front of my boyfriend for the first time. We were laying in bed and it squeaked out, I was so entirely embarrassed I had to slink away.
Boldly go.
Smurf that. Why not just stop wearing heels altogether?Why not just wait to put on heels til you get out of your car at work...?I've visited this page three times debating about whether or not I should post that I fell down another set of stairs again in heels today, this time from the deck outside. It's like they're out to get me.
Someone in the relationship has to be the first to do it. I usually throw down the gauntlet first.
I fart loudly in my sleep. It's so routine my girlfriend claims she can have conversations with my ass.
If I have kids, I hope they look up my internet history.
Yeah farting in front of your SO is no big; Hux and I even point it out when one of us does it.
It's the fact that apparently they are so colorful and I am not "around" for them. If I am awake I'll blast my gas to fast to put out my girlfriend's sass.Yeah farting in front of your SO is no big; Hux and I even point it out when one of us does it.
Last edited by Sephex; 06-28-2013 at 09:44 PM.
I was doing a bit of down stairs gardening once (cutting the pubic grass backk to respectible levels) and it's something i hate so I i get bored and distracted. So there I am stretching the ole sack out clippin away like a wee mad bastard or something, being dangerously distracted by the hilarious Green Wing when SLICE. I only went and sliced through my scrotal ball purse didnt i. Blood everywhere. I instantly knew who to blame. Scissors. Broke those evil smurfing things, cleaned the blood up and stuck a wee plaster on the thing and had it cleaned up in time for Dr's Statham's hilarious mating dance he does with a recorder in his yfronts.
On the downside the wife laughed for 4 weeks and my testicles atomatically retract everytime I cut a steak.
THEMS THE BREAKS.
We need to get you stair climbing lessons.I've visited this page three times debating about whether or not I should post that I fell down another set of stairs again in heels today, this time from the deck outside. It's like they're out to get me.
You offer those?
For a... price.
I'll take the sprained ankles and bruises, thanks.
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