Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Shauna View Post
Who is Cid's Wife and why am I cheating on Shauna?
No one could blame you for cheating on Shauna with Cid's Wife. She is the pinnacle of grace and intellect, who once deigned to amaze us with her presence and give the most thoughtful, meaningful message EoFF has ever known:

Quote Originally Posted by Cid's Wife
I eat poop.
Try not to break Shauna's heart too badly.