No, I'll do it.
That way I can maintain eye contact with him when I undoubtedly vomit the dish I just consumed all over the table.
 
 
					
				No, I'll do it.
That way I can maintain eye contact with him when I undoubtedly vomit the dish I just consumed all over the table.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				You are a braver soul than I. Godspeed.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				These things are not even remotely the same! I CAN'T EVEN.
What's next? Asking which you prefer, bananas or mustard?
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				HA KETCHUP WINNING
 
 
					
				Salsa. Chips and Sriracha sounds dumb.
 
 
					
				Bet it tastes dumb, too.
 
 
					
				Salsa, but I don't eat the junk that comes in a jar. That's icky to me.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				People lime to say salsa. foa likes to eat salsa.
Signature by rubah. I think.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
					
						