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    Default Mothersmurfing Ranch Dressing

    Is this trout not pretty much the worst thing ever? Like, seriously. The fact people put in on smurfing everything makes me wanna freak. At work everyone practically inhales it and it's gross.



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    WHAT?

    I love ranch. But I only eat it with like hot wings and fried pickles.. Or if I make something that needs ranch in it.

    This girl I used to be friends with used to mix ranch and A1 and that's sick. And she'd put it on a potato. GAG.

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    Yeah, I don't understand why people go so battrout over ranch dressing.

    I like it. It's my most-used salad dressing, and I love it with tomatoes. SOMETIMES if it's the right thing, it's a good dipping sauce, and also good on fries. But only fries that are loaded down with cheese, bacon, etc.

    It grosses me out when people put ranch on pizza.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    It's probably the best of the salad dressings but that's not saying a lot because salad dressing is pretty disgusting.

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    I love ranch on pizza. With red pepper flakes & parmesan. Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMEH.

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    Bleugh. You're absolutely ruining my appetite for pepperoni pizza and that is NOT an easy thing to do.

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    Don't knock it 'till you try it. It's delish.

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    Not gonna try it cause dressing is gross

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    I've never even heard of ranch on pizza. That sounds awful.

    I like it. Usually what I use it for is dipping fries that have cheese and bacon on them, sometimes for wings (I don't dip my wings very often) and sometimes for salad dressing.

    My three most used salad dressings are Italian, Ranch, and Caesar. I use 1000 Islands dressing as dipping sauce for certain fried foods.

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    It's delicious though! Y'all just don't even -know-.

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    Ranch is the most vile substance on earth.

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    But he smells like RANCH DRESSING

    Ranch on spicy chicken stuff (not wings) is good.

    Ranch on pizza is a horrible substitute born of the desperation of those lacking creamy garlic sauce.

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    I was eating in the cafeteria at Univeristy one time and got a salad for lunch only to find out they were out of dressings that I liked. I'd never had ranch before so I figured how bad could it be?

    I took one bite, spit it out, then tossed the salad in the garbage and went hungry the rest of the day because that was better than ranch dressing.

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    i use ranch dressing on bottom and cover it with other dressings to mask the horrible odor that it secretes



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    Ranch is okay in small doses, if it's countered by a buffalo- or barbecue-type sauce.

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