The Drunk Thread

[Jinx]

Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.

I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.

You don't get to call other peoples' drink choices gay when you're drinking whip cream vodka.

I'm a woman, it's okay.

whipped cream vodka. yuuuuuuck.

hey Sam. Go try the buttered popcorn flavor and let me know how it tastes.

I bet it tastes like butter beer.