SH3 spoilers: (SPOILER)So at the start of the game, Heather's sleeping in some dingy fast food joint at the mall instead of coming home and doing her homework. Even better, she calls me late and tells me she didn't even get me that thing I asked for. That thing was important.

If it weren't for her avoiding the creepy guy in a trench coat I'd be so very disappointed in her. Of course then she climbs out a bathroom window to get away from him, but can't even climb over some boxes in the alley to get back home. Instead she decides to go back into the mall where the creepy dude is. Except now the mall is filled with locked and broken doors and monsters. And when she finds a gun and shoots the first monster she uses every single bullet. Amateur hour over here I guess. She manages to locate a map, only to be once again defeated by some stacked boxes and palettes. Heading to the second floor, she manages to find an unlocked supply closet after being chased by another monster. Inside are some health drinks and ammo. There's another key on the floor under a palette, but she can't reach it because her arms aren't long enough and there are big heavy boxes sitting on it. As I begin sensing a theme here she decides to stay in the closet and cry a little wishing the monsters would go away.

There you have it folks. The daughter of the great Harry Mason.