I could use some guidance.

I haven't actually been posting on forums for very long at all (maybe a couple of years?), and it's got pretty ugly at times (as many of you may know).

The funny thing is, when I speak with people in real life, it's extremely difficult for me to form sentences at all. It's like there's one part of my brain, devoted to speaking in person, that doesn't activate very often, and another part of my brain, devoted to typing, that doesn't know when to shut up.

I'd feel a little self conscious picking a GF myself, as a matter of fact. Must I make the choice?

And hey, aren't I supposed to beat you up before you become my GF?