After ten years in retail I have decided that all customers suck. All of them. If you are reading this and you have ever gone into a store to buy something than you suck too. (And so do I because I buy things too.)

I now work before the store opens specifically to avoid the little smurfers.

If I had to pick an absolute worst it would probably be the "extreme couponers". I would sacrifice every last pure virgin in the country to remove couponers from the world for the rest of eternity.