Unbeknownst to all, Loony BoB has for several years been working on an elaborate and important project: the representation of every single aspect of his physiology, his psychology, his personality, indeed his very soul, into a single, automated, integrated spreadsheet.

A few days ago he finished his mathematical model of a single hair follicle positioned slightly above and behind his left ear, which was the very last thing he needed to create a complete representation of Daniel Towns in a single .xlsx file.

And when he clicked save, the physical Daniel Towns ceased to exist.

They say the spreadsheet is still updating, numbers moving back and forth, numbers increasing and decreasing across its cells, numbers ever changing, ever developing, but to what end nobody knows for sure...