First up, a showdown between I Took The Red Pill and Lone Wolf Leonheart to decide who takes the inter title!
No holds barred! That's how we roll in Gen Chat, and Red Pill takes an early lead by smashing LWL with the belt they are fighting for.
LWL struggles to get on top of both the match and Red Pill. ...is this my first gay joke? I have to get a lot of mileage out of these... again.
Red Pill quickly counters, slamming poor LWL to the mat...
And is now in the ascension, quite literally, hurling himself through the air.
He's not the only one airborne, as he sends poor old LWL flying out of the ring and into a box, shattering it.
And in a nice bit of improvisation, begins to smash the smurf out of LWL with the remnants of the box.
I am sorry to tell you the best screenshot of all was not saved for some reason. LWL got up and grabbed a metal pole, and began to advance on Red Pill. Not to be deterred, Red Pill seized hold of the only weapon nearby... a mop. Mop vs pipe. Yes. Yes indeed. I am so sorry.
Disaster for Red Pill! After controlling this match and seemingly having the Inter title in the bag, he has suffered a critical injury. Still, it's probably his own fault for thinking a mop could beat a metal pole. You can see the offending pole going flying.
Injured and unable to fight back, there is now only one victor.
And we have a new champion! Pretty smug for a guy who was getting pasted for like 80% of the match. Red Pill's injury sees him out of action for a while... will he be hungry for revenge once he has healed up...?
You are indeed presently the champion of General Chat.Originally Posted by Mister Adequate
Also yes indeed. Did you ever play the You Testament? I went around biblical times smashing the smurf out of people with a stick. I don't think I learned anything about Jesus. As far as this game goes, it was the best of games, it was the best of games.
"Hi everyone! It's me, Loony BoB! I'm super-psyched to announce the newest member of the #eoff family: fire_of_avalon! Watch out for her deadly underscores, folks! Ha ha ha!
"I do not know this dork. Anyway, I look forward to slamming y'all if you are a jerk."
As an aside, yeah, foa has always been in #eoff, I just missed her out when typing that list. Oopsie.#eoff is not a subforum. We're gonna destroy you
As Aulayna is trying to walk backstage, she is ambushed!
It's Shauna and her partner in crime, the suave-even-when-elbow-dropping Mr. Shauna! They're out for revenge after Aulayna's comments about General Chat's supremacy!
Poor Aulayna is slammed headfirst into a ladder as she takes an almighty beating.
How will Loony BoB respond to this? These are two of his favourite wrestlers but surely he cannot condone what they have done! And will General Chat be out for revenge?
Vivi22 and Jessweeee face off for the main title in the FF forums!
Vivi starts off strongly, with this powerful slam on Jessweeee.
Jessweeee fights back, acrobatically flipping onto Vivi...
...and launching him out of the ring!
And she follows him over the top!
The two then collide, with Jessweeee, the smaller of the two, coming out of it the worse.
They make their way back into the ring and Vivi is now in total control.
Smashing Jessweee's face in and it's only a matter of time...
He looks pretty smurfingfor someone who just pounded a girl half his size, but I guess he is still the champ.
Yeah sorry about that, I started work on this months ago, as you may be able to tell from the huge amount of EoFFers in it.It's fixed now.
What's this? Raistlin's taken to the ring, and called Shorty out!
"If the Lounge values quality over quantity, why do we have Shorty?"
"Looks like you'll finally be able to put your bikini to actual use, Wesley. Between that and your long-winded speeches, I'm sure you'll floor any opponent daring enough to face you!"
As these two... titans... of the Lounge square off... who is this coming to the ring? BAH GAWD, it's Lounge manager, Del Murder!
"Now listen, I've had enough of this whiny bulltrout! This might be how you two knuckleheads did things in Eyes on Each Other, but this isn't how we roll in The Lounge!"
"You two need to settle this trout in the ring, and stop this petty sniping."
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Normally I let whoever wins, wins. But not this time. Let's rig a fight. Who should win? Shorty or Raistlin? Vote now!
Feel free to keep the suggestions for our career mode character coming in too.
I also hope this has shown you how your actions in the thread can impact on the action in the game!
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