Hypoallergenic Chie and ToriJ approach Del Murder, looking for work. "We're The Underrateds" Tori tells Del. "We're the future of EoFF. You need us to liven up your show".
"Sorry boys, you have a cute act but you just don't have the star power for my show" Del tells them, and the duo don't look best pleased.
In a universe where his leg was not, in fact, blown off in a senseless minefield match, Agent Proto is having a chat with a mystery man.
"I find it very un-Ace that foa has been given the title shot. If anyone deserves a title shot, it's me - I came closest in the Screen Name Tournament out of anyone from #eoff, and I nearly won the title from Pantz before Psychotic interrupted."
"foa, if you have any guts at all, you'll face me tonight with the chance to fight Quin at the Ciddies on the line."
Well, be careful what you wish for, Proto! Foa doesn't seem to have taken that lightly!
Wait a minute! The referee - Tigmafuzz - is refusing to count! Is that who Proto was talking to backstage? What manner of bargain has he struck?
With foa complaining to the ref, Proto strikes back, slamming her hard into the canvas.
...and uses the opportunity to sniff her special parts, I guess. Proto you pervert!
foa's all FIRED up now (geddit?) and isn't standing for this, suplexing Proto.
Now hold on just a second, Tigmafuzz, what are you doing with that steel chair?
BANG! Right in the face, and foa takes an injury! Looks like this unholy alliance continues!
Wait! Tigmafuzz has just clocked Proto in the head with the chair too! Fans are wondering just whose side he is on as the match has been abandoned.
"Proto stupidly thought he could bribe me to help him further his #eoff Title Ambitions. Why would I help him, when he is a rival for what I consider to be rightfully mine?"
"Loony BoB, look at how easily I've just wiped these two out. If you had any sense at all, you'd put me in that match in the Ciddies!"
He's going to get an answer very soon, because here comes the man himself!
"Enough! Enough of this infighting and squabbling! Next week we're going to have a ladder match to determine who gets that title shot!"
"You three, WildRaubtier, and anyone else who fancies a go can sign up and take part, but I want that to be an end to this childish bickering!"
(He's cool with it!)
"Yeah yeah shat ap Pauw why are you being public defender? I don't care about being in da wresslin', I AM THE BEST MANAGER EVER."
"The only person I have a problem with is Cuchulainn. He calls me a creep well I'm not the one who does a poo on a shamrock then wears it as a hat, am I? And also he's angry 'cause I shagged his mum, yeah yeah! So I'm going to make him compete in a special match I invented..."
"THE BRICK MATCH! That's right! There'll be bricks everywhere! BRICKS! Yeah yeah! Oh man what a match, this is going to go down in the history books for sure. Everyone will try to copy this brilliant idea but you must remember who invented it!"
"Oh yeah, and Cuchulainn must fight 2 vs 1. Me lovely new bird Pike's gonna team up with Lone Wolf Leonheart to beat him bloody, yeahhh yeaaaaah!"
As badass as Cuch is, he knows he can't beat two opponents.
He does briefly rebel against Steve by refusing to wield a brick and using a rock instead. Quite who left a rock inside a wrestling ring I could not tell you, but it is what it is.
He does manage to get the odd one or two blows in, but mostly while Lone Wolf Leonheart is trying to pose for the cameras.
Steve of course, cannot help but wading in once Cuchulainn is weakened, the shorter man striking the Irish wonder in the gut with a brick.
And here's a lovely screenshot I took of all three of them holding bricks. BRICK MATCH - tell your friends!
The inevitable happens and Cuch is overcome. If only teabagging was possible in this game.
Whoa! ToriJ and Hypoallergenic Cactuar launch a brutal attack on Miriel! This must be revenge for Del turning them down!
Miriel being Miriel though, she does not go down without a fight.
And Hypo takes a boot to the crown jewels for his troubles too.
However, as we saw in General Steve, 2 vs 1 usually only ends one way, and the two quickly overwhelm her.
What a brutal and senseless assault. You imagine Del Murder might have something to say about this!
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