I'd like to go too. So let's see:

Plane Ticket - 266.20
Est. Cab Fare - 200.00
Hotel - 3,000.00 for a 2 week stay from 12-11 to 12-24
Food - 100.00
Cigarettes - 240.00

Coming to a total of 4272.20 as a rough estimate of how much that would cost.

You guys must have jobs that pay or something.

Or, I got it, hit me with $4,000 and I'll put a band together and we'll rent a suite, seeings how you guys got all this money lying around.

(mopes)