so the other day I was at the station, drunk off my arse, and this cute girl comes up to me and starts flirting. she's talking really fast in Japanese, but I was so drunk that I couldn't really pay attention and I was mostly just thinking about how much I wanted to drink some whiskey and play Halo. anyways then her hipster boyfriend showed up and gave me a glare, just looked right at me as though I was some bloody evil devil I don't know, and I think I might have flipped him off and called him a wanker but I'm not sure because I was completely sloshed. he turned up his nose at me and called me a gaijin and I called him something right out of Dragon Ball Z, it was beautiful. hipsters in Japan are the worst smurfing hipsters you will ever find anywhere. anyways after that I went home and I think I passed out for about fourteen hours and I had this gorgeous dream that I was playing Halo and drinking whiskey. or I might have actually been doing that, I'm not sure. I think I'm going to go to this amazing sushi place later because I know a girl there with a cute haircut