It's my first time!

[Calliope]

Dear journal,

Today was like, really strange, man! I had this sweet-as motorcycle and I was chasing after my friendz car in it, but evil biker dudes kept trying to hit their car with big sticks, so I zoomed around and KA-POW, cracked some skulls! Pretty epic, right? Then just when I'd checked everyone was okay...we had to fight a giant armoured tank! Not a tank with more bad dudes in it, this was like...a live tank, you guys. And when we'd finished with the tank my friends took off and suddenly...it was like the world expanded tenfold. Like, I didn't even realize that the world was so big before, y'know? Me and a couple of my pals ran around fighting big purple cat things and just as I was REALLY starting to get tired, we found an inn, with my other two friends there! Sweet!

Things got weird again though because when I walked in everyone said I was late, even though three of us had just arrived at the same time, the hell? Anyway, so we're in our room at the inn and I'm looking around and realize that there are only three beds for the five of us, which sounds fine to me if you know what I mean! So, I'm trying to decide if I should bang Tifa or Aeris, when they start asking me all about Sephiroth which is a MAJOR BONER KILLER. I figure I can score some cool points or maybe even just some pity fan service by talking about my history as a child SOLDIER working under Sephiroth...Oh, Sephiroth! With your mesmerizing fighting skills, stoic countenance and startlingly blue eyes...sigh...

Me and Tifa reminisced about the good old days, like that time we crossed a rope bridge that collapsed and a member of our party was missing, mangled somewhere, so we just left him to die...things were simpler then.

Am I...human?

Man...maybe I should lay off that locoweed.

STAY COOL,

~xXNicoXx~

PS - Rusty if you're reading this you're a major douche and I'm going to WASTE YOU lol

[Jinx]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PANTIES

WHAT ABOUT THE PANTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

[Calliope]

What about MY sadness!?

My family...friends?

[Loony BoB]

This thread is all kinds of fantastic.

[Jinx]

What about MY sadness!?

My family...friends?

but panties

[Calliope]

Day Four

I may have to take a break today. The finger I use to press the "X" key is tremouring and it hurts like hell if I try to make a closed fist. May try to play some guitar later instead, my poor non-gamery fingers ._.

[Jinx]

filthy casaul

[Shorty]

We've all been there.

[Ayen]

Welcome to the land of blistered thumbs.

[Calliope]

Playing guitar has taught my plenty about calloused fingertips, but I'm not a fan of the shakes xD

[Psychotic]

Why is Sephiroth a MAJOR BONER KILLER when his sword is clearly a metaphor for the longest boner of all?

[Calliope]

Because of the trauma! I alluded to CloudNico's smouldering passion for his long-haired mentor...

[Rantz]

I love this narration. Keep it up!

[KentaRawr!]

I offer you this in celebration of your playing Final Fantasy 7: Space Jam de Chocobo (Quad City DJs vs Nobuo Uematsu) - YouTube

I've never beaten FF7 either, to be honest. I'll just live through you as you play! It helps that you named Cloud "Nico," since that's my name!

[Jiro]

I get some sick satisfaction out of flushing the toilet like 10-15 times to just put a small dent in Shinra's economic might. Gotta pay for the water and power, scumbags.