It's like five guys against the entire god damn Shinra private army. How on Earth haven't they been murdered or sold into sex slavery to Don Corneo or forcibly inserted up Heidegger's backside yet?
Whoa, two of them are chicks. Maybe three: jury's still out on Biggs.
I always thought that the only non-playable Avalanche character (as Tifa counts as one) who is female is Jessie.