Ultimate Admin Thunderdome - THUNDERDOME CHAMPION REVEALED

[Jiro]

RISE UP

[Freya]

##Vote: Jiro. I think he offed himself and is tying to put blame on others and is now haunting us as a ghost

[Jiro]

Everyone has motive to kill me except me

[theundeadhero]

I find it highly suspicious that Del has said nothing about his sandwich preferences.
How can I trust someone if I don't know what he likes between two slices of bread?

I died laughing at this.

[Jiro]

so many deaths

[theundeadhero]

RIP Sandwhich Man

[Shorty]

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Kansas City Shuffle noun
Kan·sas Ci·ty Shuf·fle \\ 'kan-z?s 'si-te 'sh?-f?l

: the act of catching one completely off-guard and unaware so that trickery or deceit can take place.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

When Del Murder approached me with the notion that he was fed up - absolutely fed up! - with the likes of Psychotic as a fellow administrator and confessed to me that he could no longer exist on staff while the offending party remained, he proposed that I should host a thunderdome between the two of them to force the loser into retirement. His reasoning in approaching me was that I was the only member who had had met the two of them, and as such, it only seemed fitting that I host the proposed match. I accepted his offer with a smile.

In honoring me with the position of hosting this epic match between two of the greatest administrators to grace these forums, Del Murder unknowingly rooted himself in the position of inevitable failure with regard to the outcome. For you see, the true manner of the relationship between yours truly and P. Sychotic has been veiled throughout the entirety of these challenges, and I have carefully and scrupulously stacked the odds against Del Murder since even before the start of the thunderdome.

Do you, dear members, consider that I would have chosen word jumbles as a challenge had I not known that Psychotic was the absolute master of them, able to solve them in mere minutes (as he was able to demonstrate so perfectly)? Do you think that in a battle of choosing insulting and humiliating names for the opponent that Del Murder stood even the slightest of chances of coming out on top? I will admit that I sought to give Mr. Murder a small advantage in pulling ahead with the rap battle, but his talents once again proved inadequate and once again, it can be objectively proven that Psychotic came out on top. I barely needed to lift a finger when it came to pitting the supporters against one another - of course Psychotic's would prove to be the fiercest and most loyal. The last task would be where it would all fall together - two greatly skilled mafia players challenging their skills against one another. The outcome was of no consequence by this time - Psychotic had thrashed Del Murder in all the rest of the rounds and it mattered not if he lost this one. In fact, one might be able to say he willingly handed it over to Del Murder on account of pity for the man.

Had Del Murder chosen more carefully, he might have earned himself a better place in the ranks other than where he currently sits, which is at the mercy of my scandalous betrayal to my impartial referee duties. You see, it's the slow knife, the knife that takes its time. The knife that waits years without forgetting, then slips quietly between the bones. That's the knife that cuts deepest.

Beginning today, a new reign of terror is upon the forums. And with that, I put an end to this match and declare Psychotic as Champion of the Ultimate Admin Thunderdome.

Del Murder, your defeat has been determined. Proceeding, this public forum will act as a sentencing hearing.

Now, what will it be? Retirement or exile?

P.S.

MU SuperFan is just jealous because he has not found the true love that we share, even after secretly dating half of the EoFF member list.

P.S.S.

[Jiro]

I smurfing knew it was rigged. God smurfing dammit.

[Crop]

Certainly a disappointment, but one of the reasons I wasn't actively supporting Del in this thread even though I am his 'advisor' is because I have been very busy dealing with his various other (more important) nefarious activities.

Also, knowing that this was rigged begs the question - how far up does this staff corruption and forum game rigging go? I will get to the bottom of this!

[Jiro]

Certainly a disappointment, but one of the reasons I wasn't actively supporting Del in this thread even though I am his 'advisor' is because I have been very busy dealing with his various other (more important) nefarious activities.

Also, knowing that this was rigged begs the question - how far up does this staff corruption and forum game rigging go? I will get to the bottom of this!

If you want some goss from a former inside man then (SPOILER)ask Agent Proto or (SPOILER)Guardian XIII or (SPOILER) Levian or (SPOILER) Flying Mullet.

[Agent Proto]

Wouldn't it be awesome if this turns out to be a prank?

[Del Murder]

I see how it is. I was hoping for a fair contest between rivals...and this is what I get. This is the thanks I get for putting my time and effort into this contest? Unacceptable.

If I must choose, I choose exile. I don't want to be at a forum let alone on a staff that shows level of corruption. I will not stand for it. Therefore I must end it.

[Calliope]

Sorry dude, but it was all over when you couldn't complete your assigned parody. These are dark times. Where is the Admin that EoFF needs right now?

[Loony BoB]

Okay, guys, I've decided I think ##Psychotic should retiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhtrout.

[Shorty]

I see how it is. I was hoping for a fair contest between rivals...and this is what I get. This is the thanks I get for putting my time and effort into this contest? Unacceptable.

If I must choose, I choose exile. I don't want to be at a forum let alone on a staff that shows level of corruption. I will not stand for it. Therefore I must end it.

So, death then?