Okay, so I'm new.

[Miss Mae]

We need to duet more Meat Loaf kareoke some day !

I look forward to it.

[I Took the Red Pill]

What are your thoughts on the upcoming David Foster Wallace biopic starring Jason Segel and are you willing to drive to Michigan with me to burn the master copy

[Miss Mae]

Interested to see Jason Segel attempt something outside his comfort zone. Don't worry - I didn't say optimistic or excited or pleased - just interested. You know, the way you can be interested in motor sports for the sake of the car crashes.

Speaking of cars, getting to Michigan would take a lot more than driving for me unless you have developed a car capable of converting into a boat when I get to the ocean. If you have developed such a thing and you would like to provide me with this device (preferably for free), then I am willing to join you on your quest.

[Ayen]

With all the forum craziness of late I honestly thought you were Aulayna with a name change. Belated welcome! I'm a writer too. The resident video game critic and Judas.

[Miss Mae]

Nice to meet you

[Bubba]

Speaking of cars, getting to Michigan would take a lot more than driving for me unless you have developed a car capable of converting into a boat when I get to the ocean. If you have developed such a thing and you would like to provide me with this device (preferably for free), then I am willing to join you on your quest.

Funny you should mention this, I have actually developed a car that can turn into a family of sea turtles.

The journey would be slow but ultimately successful.

[Miss Mae]

I'm keen.

[Bubba]

The contraption was first developed by my Great-Grandmother. Early testing was unsuccessful.


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[Miss Mae]

There's a bit of a sweet spot you have to hit with how many turtles create the transport device. The journey is slow and I will get hungry.

[Aulayna]

Your name is strikingly familiar!

[Miss Mae]

Parents with similar taste in letters? :P

[Mirage]

I am not a writer. In fact I am really bad at it and I don't enjoy it.

[Miss Mae]

I shall keep this in mind.

However, on a related note, you don't have to enjoy writing to be a writer. I often feel like headbutting my keyboard and rethinking my life choices instead of finishing my pieces.

[Pike]

Hello and welcome to EoFF!

I hate writing. I do it anyway because I am a masochist.

[Miss Mae]

I feel that is the way with a lot of writers. The grind hurts sometimes, but still we grind.