Maybe they should outsource the project to a western developer. But then again, if that were to happen, we might get:

"Press X to control Tidus' laugh!"

"Be sure to select "cover" at waist high walls in battle!"

"Protip: Yuna has higher stats the less clothing she wears."

"When Tidus is feeling thirsty he relaxes on the Besaid shoreline drinking some Mt. Gagazet Dew!"

"Jecht Drinking Game DLC"

"Preorder now to get an authentic Blitz ball!" (actual size of blitz ball is barley bigger than a tennis ball and is a cheap blow up one that jacks the special edition price by 100 dollars).