Should I buy a burger?

[Flaming Ice]

The burger bore witness to the birth of the Universe at the big bang and it shall bear witness to it's death. It is the giver of life, and the chronicler of our eventual demise. All will know the burger, and all will be in awe of it's juiciness.

He split apart into two balls?

It's hard to make a burger while at university. I would definitely like to see someone try though. Watching somebody construct a burger between classes, preferably with their own portable grill to fry the meat, would be a fantastic sight.

Don't forget to buy a cow too...... the meat would spoil before you could use it...butcher it up!Fresh meat is best !~ ~!