Pretty much the oppo of everything:
No job,
no mortgage,
still in Uni
No kids,
Which means I watch cartoons because I like them,
no serious relations,
no marriage,
no jackets with shoulder pads,
sex life intact,
lack of responsibility,
ability to easily relocate,
not in the same town I grew up in or the same continent or hemisphere for that matter
no need to shower shave clean or flush the toilet unless I actually want to,
I can have cereal and Baily's for breakfast and no one judges me except my two fighting fish but they live in vodka bottles so isn't that just calling the kettle black?

Anyways. I'm happy. Even if I am technically of the legal age.