Speech by Agent Proto
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PYzh667DIs

(SPOILER)
What do AlaynaMe, blackmage_nuke, fire_of_avalon, Freya, Parker, Pike, Quin, and Shauna all have in common? Besides being members of EoFF? Nothing. But they do all have amazing signatures! What makes their signatures so amazing that it got them nominated for this? For starters, their signatures are eye-catching and appealing to the eyes. They are not annoyingly flashy, nor are they too complicated to not understand. Let's take each nominee and allow me to evaluate their signature.

First off, we have AlaynaMae. Her signature is rather simple, but it's also animated, and it is this animation that I think grabbed the attention of those who nominated her for this award. Well done!

Nominee number two is blackmage_nuke. His signature is also just as simple. It's comprised of a lineup of the entire cast of the playable characters in Final Fantasy VI, all in their original sprite form. It looks pretty neat, and for this he has earned a nomination spot.

Third, we have fire_of_avalon. Her signature features Deadpool. Everyone loves Deadpool, and this is why she's nominated for this award.

Freya is our fourth nominee. Her signature is currently a simple picture of some pretty lady, obviously a celebrity, but I don't know who it could be. The signature is pretty.

Parker is number five on our list of nominees. His signature is bright and yellow and it appears to be done by our good friend Mr. Shauna for £10, though I don't know why anyone would pay. This signature is pretty alright.

And for our sixth nominee, we have Pike. Her signature comprises of the three Pokemon starters of the first generation along with Pikachu in front. It's in a cute artstyle, and this is how it earned her a spot in the nominations.

Next up is Quin. His signature is really simply beautiful to look at. It's an amazing artwork of a person overlooking a mountain range. It's breathtaking.

Lastly, we have Shauna. Her signature comprises of official artwork from the game Okami. Yes, it's a great looking signature. Amaterasu never looked so good.