Speech by LocoColt04:
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Man stuff. Doing some man stuff. Scratching my balls, drinking some whiskey, taking a nap...

...where was I?! Oh, right. Man stuff.

So what if you're the second best male? I mean, if the Best Member is also a male, doesn't that put you in second place? NO! And you know why it doesn't? Because it's YOUR brass balls that won a Best Male Ciddie.

Best Men have a lot of roles in life, like embarrassing the trout out of their best friends at weddings, and toasting to all the pretty ladies (or men) out there - hey, it's all kosher. You just do you.

So kick up your feet, sit back, and relax.
Fart a little. Girls do it too.