Han shot first

[Spooniest]

But he did not shoot the deputy

Sheriff Greedo always hated him. Why, he doesn't know. Every time he plant the seed...

[G13]

Han Solo is the absolute image of an anti-hero. He's by the smurfing book. George Lucas is a moron and the fact that he can walk around wearing a Han Shot First tshirt shows the absolute depth of his condescension towards his fans.

I came here to point out that shirt too. What a cock!

How 'bout that terrible edit in the added Jabba scene in ANH with Han walking over a tail that wasn't originally there?

[Kalevala]

This would've made for a good poll.

[Freya]

Done.

[Jiro]

Han Solo is the absolute image of an anti-hero. He's by the smurfing book. George Lucas is a moron and the fact that he can walk around wearing a Han Shot First tshirt shows the absolute depth of his condescension towards his fans.

I came here to point out that shirt too. What a cock!

How 'bout that terrible edit in the added Jabba scene in ANH with Han walking over a tail that wasn't originally there?

He was smoking too many death sticks. Clearly thought it would be a good idea to smurf around with stuff that didn't need it. Don't fix it if it ain't broke, GEORGE smurf

[Ayen]

In the words of How It Should Have Ended:

Vader: You shot first.
Han: Why wouldn't I?