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Bow before the mighty Javoo!
 
			
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				You know, I can't say for sure. It could have been any one of a number of things. It's not like my back started in a good place; there were concerns as to whether I would be able to walk at all as an infant. But lo, I walked and then some, up unto the point where I fell into a concrete pit. I would say this is probably the most likely event where the break occurred, but again, I've had intense back pain every day for my whole life so I don't really know what the magic moment was.
You had elastic, animated, evocative. You had expressive, versatile, malleable. But you chose rubbery.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
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				Words. Synonyms. Good grief.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				My dog broke my nose possibly intentionally, but I like to think I didn't even realize until months later because I'm a hardened badass. I still need to get the surgery to get the bone fixed so I can breath out of both nostrils again.
 
 
					
				I've had so many small injuries that I'm surprised in 28 years I have yet to have "officially broken" a bone in my body. I say officially because I'm the kinda guy who it will take a limb hanging off the socket for me to go to the hospital. I've messed up ankles falling down stairs, sports, gotten smashed in the nose numerous times, jammed fingers, but nothing major like a break thank God.
I'm a water dude, jet skis, water pools
Surfin' the (waaaave), I'm hurtin' the (waaaave)...
"Oh Yes" ~ Juelz Santana