EoFF Mysteries

[Christmas]

Have you ever felt intrigued by the bizarre things that happen in EoFF? I am Christmas and hopefully I can survived the night to show you some of the darkest mysteries of EoFF that no one ever know.......

JAFFAR

A charismatic person that brought joy and laughter to the forums with stories of his adventures. But who is he and where do he come from? His last comeback is two years ago 2012, and before that was 2006 when he last posted before leaving. 6 years apart. Coincidence? That is the first cycle. I have gathered what little data left from a dead researcher that indicates Jaffar will be back at 2018 making that the second cycle. Finally during 2024 when he will make his return for the third time, the cycle will be completed.

When that time comes, fire will rain down upon the forum and the servers will crash. The site will ceased to exist and disappear into oblivion. None of us will be able to survive this apocalypse and is doomed for eternity. This has not happened once in history and it will not be the last.....

THE PORN FORUM

Everyone heard of this legendary forum within the staff forums. But not anyone has the privilege to visit it. It's say that the staffs posted erotic photos and videos of themselves. Everything was shared among them and all is good

But one fine day, Psychotic realized that one of his erotic videos is missing. Someone had hacked into the staff forums. Someone from EoFF has the video! That begins the eternal quest for Psychotic to hunt the perpetrator down no matter the costs. He had banned countless members in the name of justice throughout the years but in truth, he suspects that one of them holds his video.

Till this day, the perpetrator remains at large and Psychotic relentlessly continue his hunt banning all who stands in his way. He will remain in office until he finally catches his prey. Or you will be next to face his wrath....

So anyone has any EoFF mysteries to share? Fill free to do so but remember, the truth always come with a price. Be prepared for whatever that comes next.....

PS: Everything here may or may not be the fact, you might want to use the creative side of your brain to figure it out before getting upset.

[Alive-Cat]

Who was Rotting-Corpse-Man or whatever his name was

He was somebody's second account and it was hilarious because it was the opposite of my profile on here. I don't know who made it! I want to

[I Took the Red Pill]

Was lovehurts actually abducted and taken to an illegal CIA-sponsored prison? If not, then who was talking on the talkies?

[Psychotic]

Jaffar went to prison. (yes this is actually him)

Rotting-Corpse-Man was arcanedude34.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Jaffar went to prison. (yes this is actually him)

Wait, what? That is insane. How did you possibly find that out?

He's also accused of taking a bottle of Gatorade from the refrigerator

[Alive-Cat]

Rotting-Corpse-Man was arcanedude34.

That's like, a whole new level of weird because I can't even recall who that is, yet they constructed an entire profile and personality based on being the opposite of me? Wow

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

He's also accused of taking a bottle of Gatorade from the refrigerator

This was the best part.

[Parker]

who or what is shion? she appears to be a cool and friendly member and she is a cool and friendly member. so what is the mystery?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Jaffar went to prison. (yes this is actually him)

This post had actually opened up a sub-mystery for me. How in God's name would Psychotic find out about this, a local news story in suburban Florida?

And then it hit me like a ton of bricks. Psychotic is actually former governor of Florida, Claude Kirk.

[Alive-Cat]

Psychotic is actually former governor of Florida, Claude Kirk.

Finally, it all makes sense.

[Psychotic]

I can't claim the credit for it, Del Murder is the one who found it.

[Parker]

do you guys have google alerts set up for every member's irl name or something

if so *never makes eye-contact with psy ever*

[Psychotic]

What's wrong with that? Who will look out for you little rapscallions if not us? We love you. You need us. If it wasn't for our watchful eye keeping you in check, you'd all be stealing gatorade from governors.

now gimme ur fb pw

[noxious.sunshine]

Okay for real- that really true? like All BS aside?

I suspect cuchulainn or Jake has Psy's p0rn. Considering both were banned and neither has returned.

[Colonel Angus]

Okay for real- that really true? like All BS aside?

I suspect cuchulainn or Jake has Psy's p0rn. Considering both were banned and neither has returned.

I think the porn thing was the joke.